The Hanoi Hilton Bump.

In an amazingly surreal addition to this presidential race, John McCain's former captor in Vietnam told the BBC that he'd vote for McCain.

Tran Trong Duyet, told the BBC, "If I were American, I’d vote for John McCain, I think he’d make a very capable president. He’s done so much to improve relations between our two countries."

He also said that he and McCain used to argue over the war while McCain was imprisoned, but he now just wants to "leave the past behind".

Leave the past behind? I'm sure all McCain wants in to do is "be able to raise his arms above his shoulders".

Time Heals all wounds... unless those wounds develop into degenerative arthritis.